Hummers Vs. Smart Cars. Epic Battle!

Picture Credit:United Nathan
In this world we know today as the present, we find ourselves in the wonderful situations of deciding whether or not to buy cars ranging from Hummers to Smart Cars.
We have the choice of choosing a tiny but useful Smart Car, or the humongous gas guzzling Hummer.
Hummer pros:
good for high speed turns (the H1!) when off roading,
they can withstand a lot,
can scale some serious slopes,
and have a lot of space.
The cons are:
Overly large vehicle,
Poorest gas mileage ever known to humanity( around 10 miles),
dealing way too much damage to another car if it runs a light,
it costs about $150 or so to fill up these days.
Smart Cars have good and bad qualities too.
Pros:
You can park almost anywhere,
it gets nearly 60 miles to a gallon,
perfect for an un-expecting couple.
Cons:
Hard to see on the road,
1 liter engine (get some POWER),
it has to avoid a hummers grill!
Om Nom Nom




Really though, I hate hummers.
I was impressed with its scaling ability when I rode in one at Qualcomm,
But they suck in my opinion.


Now to the picture.
This is one not so smart car!
I understand you can park almost anywhere,
But it does not mean ANYWHERE!


Seriously, I hope you find multiple parking tickets on your car when you come back to it!



image credit:Here
Now for the karma of parking.
The only thing I have to say to the truck and hummer before I laugh at it is this:
Why did you park so close to the car in the middle?
Why?
Did you intend to leave this much room?
Serves you right.
CRUNCHED Uncrunched MUNCHED
Rock on little car!
Rock on.


picture credit Here
This one is not all bad really.
I just grabbed the image because it pertained to the Hummer Vs. Smart Car theme.
But if you do notice,
the Hummer is parked too far forward.
When it backs up, rocks may be flung everywhere.
Please, for the sake of all lawsuits and pain,
do not stand next to the Hummer when it leaves.