Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Georgetown Parks In Town, Crappily

Today we find ourselves viewing 3 pictures of cars 'parked' at a Georgetown condo.
For the picture above, FAIL!
Absolute fail.
How do you manage this?
You back into a spot but notice you are a little sideways, but ah who cares eh?
It is nighttime and no one will care right?
What about those who have hard late night jobs.
They come home after a long drawn out day at work only to find that the spot closest to their house is taken.
Now this person, tired and sleepy, must park elsewhere and make a long trek back to his/her house.
As this person walks, they spill the last remaining bits of coffee as the run into your car because no one is used to having to avoid a car over the sidewalk.
As said before, YOU FAIL!

Anybody notice a similarity here?
It is the same car as before.
Apparently one bad parking job deserves another.
This one is worse than the other.
Hmm, Let us park in a place that specifically says "NO PARKING!"
I find this part the most amusing: The dumpster in the background!
I so hope tomorrow is trash day.
If I were the trash truck driver, I would run over the car,
Get the trash from the dumpster,
And dump it on this car.
Learn to park,
learn to read,
and stop sucking for heavens sake.

Ah yeah!
Another Jeep!
At least it is not the same car as above though.
This person must have thought, "Hmm, I need to run in quickly for a snack!"
So the person runs in and gets some Pop-Tarts or something quick like that, only to find a clean sock on the ground by the pantry.
"1 sock? Wha... Only 1 sock!?!" This person would screech.
"Where is the other if I have this one?" They would ponder.
Then this person runs all over the house looking for the sock until 6 hours later, paydirt.
"Yes! My sock is back. 'Oh the meaning of life I have finally found you!' "
But wait, did I not park earlier?
Was it not terrible?
Oh no!
I have to move the car, but it was too late.
The picture was already taken and now this person gets to be on the wall of shame.
SHAME!

Credit goes to e.parking44 @ flickr for the images (3).

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