Sams Club Adventure

Credit goes to This Brilliant person
So I cannot say enough about this rancid display.
Absolutely grotesque.
Learn to park.

Hummers Vs. Smart Cars. Epic Battle!

Picture Credit:United Nathan
In this world we know today as the present, we find ourselves in the wonderful situations of deciding whether or not to buy cars ranging from Hummers to Smart Cars.
We have the choice of choosing a tiny but useful Smart Car, or the humongous gas guzzling Hummer.
Hummer pros:
good for high speed turns (the H1!) when off roading,
they can withstand a lot,
can scale some serious slopes,
and have a lot of space.
The cons are:
Overly large vehicle,
Poorest gas mileage ever known to humanity( around 10 miles),
dealing way too much damage to another car if it runs a light,
it costs about $150 or so to fill up these days.
Smart Cars have good and bad qualities too.
Pros:
You can park almost anywhere,
it gets nearly 60 miles to a gallon,
perfect for an un-expecting couple.
Cons:
Hard to see on the road,
1 liter engine (get some POWER),
it has to avoid a hummers grill!
Om Nom Nom




Really though, I hate hummers.
I was impressed with its scaling ability when I rode in one at Qualcomm,
But they suck in my opinion.


Now to the picture.
This is one not so smart car!
I understand you can park almost anywhere,
But it does not mean ANYWHERE!


Seriously, I hope you find multiple parking tickets on your car when you come back to it!



image credit:Here
Now for the karma of parking.
The only thing I have to say to the truck and hummer before I laugh at it is this:
Why did you park so close to the car in the middle?
Why?
Did you intend to leave this much room?
Serves you right.
CRUNCHED Uncrunched MUNCHED
Rock on little car!
Rock on.


picture credit Here
This one is not all bad really.
I just grabbed the image because it pertained to the Hummer Vs. Smart Car theme.
But if you do notice,
the Hummer is parked too far forward.
When it backs up, rocks may be flung everywhere.
Please, for the sake of all lawsuits and pain,
do not stand next to the Hummer when it leaves.

Georgetown Parks In Town, Crappily

Today we find ourselves viewing 3 pictures of cars 'parked' at a Georgetown condo.
For the picture above, FAIL!
Absolute fail.
How do you manage this?
You back into a spot but notice you are a little sideways, but ah who cares eh?
It is nighttime and no one will care right?
What about those who have hard late night jobs.
They come home after a long drawn out day at work only to find that the spot closest to their house is taken.
Now this person, tired and sleepy, must park elsewhere and make a long trek back to his/her house.
As this person walks, they spill the last remaining bits of coffee as the run into your car because no one is used to having to avoid a car over the sidewalk.
As said before, YOU FAIL!

Anybody notice a similarity here?
It is the same car as before.
Apparently one bad parking job deserves another.
This one is worse than the other.
Hmm, Let us park in a place that specifically says "NO PARKING!"
I find this part the most amusing: The dumpster in the background!
I so hope tomorrow is trash day.
If I were the trash truck driver, I would run over the car,
Get the trash from the dumpster,
And dump it on this car.
Learn to park,
learn to read,
and stop sucking for heavens sake.

Ah yeah!
Another Jeep!
At least it is not the same car as above though.
This person must have thought, "Hmm, I need to run in quickly for a snack!"
So the person runs in and gets some Pop-Tarts or something quick like that, only to find a clean sock on the ground by the pantry.
"1 sock? Wha... Only 1 sock!?!" This person would screech.
"Where is the other if I have this one?" They would ponder.
Then this person runs all over the house looking for the sock until 6 hours later, paydirt.
"Yes! My sock is back. 'Oh the meaning of life I have finally found you!' "
But wait, did I not park earlier?
Was it not terrible?
Oh no!
I have to move the car, but it was too late.
The picture was already taken and now this person gets to be on the wall of shame.
SHAME!

Credit goes to e.parking44 @ flickr for the images (3).

Oh no! Another Jeep Attack!

Thanks to Keilin for the picture.

The jeeps attack again.

I have to wonder how, how, how?

You cannot tell me you did not realize this happened as you park.

You are backing up,

your jeep starts to stop,

soon it lifts into the air,

next thing you know you see the sky.

Not to mention you are leaning one way JUST a little more than the other.

Now the focus falls to the gentleman in the photo.

I would like to belive that the gentleman owns that jeep and is wondering to himself,

"Who the... what the... why on... how could... when the...!?!"

If I were this man, I would wait on the hood of the jeep until the other driver comes back.

Then, I would tear this man a new one!

Ugh!

0.3 out of 10.

You suck.

Target Two-fer On Christmas Eve!

Thank you to Thrax for the image.
Oh boy!
It's a holiday two-fer!
It's wonderful for me to know that if one day I need somewhere to park, these jerks will be laughing.
They will say "Look at us! We take up 6 spots between the two of us."
I will say back "Parking is like golf, the lower the number, the better off you are."
Only dipsh*ts could do this.
This is way beyond not funny.
Get a life,
Get some skills,
and park right.

Scooter Attack......!...?

This image credited to j.parish here.
This would be the reason you have nowhere to park at the airport.
Quick rant,
If you park in a stall, park STRAIGHT!
'Nuff said.

Oh My, Mister Jeep. Now What Do I Do?

Thanks again to http://www.flickr.com/ for the image(2).

Holy effing spaghettios!

What on God's green earth could have compelled somebody to do this!?!

It is bad, but at least the driver for each car is able to get in his/her own door.

Unlike the passenger who must either wait until they back out or just cawl through the other door.

I had an incident like this happen to myself down at South Mission Beach.

The spots are small, yes, but it is possible to park correctly.

I, am one of those fortunate to have been correctly fitted to my spot on the first try.

While at the beach, someone in a minivan thought it neccesarily funny to come and park right next to me.

I would have found this funny any other day, but not the day that I was rendered unable to get into my car.

Needless to say, I had to crawl through the passenger side to get in.

Getting out was a whole different story after that but I will not be boring you down with those details.

People like this suck because the apparently do not see what they did and just waltz away singing 'The Little Mermaid' or something.

Truck Invasion!!!

Thanks to flickr for the image.

Wow! I have a thing against trucks apparently.

I do not mind some trucks, but those that are just stupid huge (look above >:0) really start my ranting engine.

I know some people with trucks, one being my uncle with a HUGE truck, one being my grandpa with an Isuzu, and some people I don't know yet see everyday.

Matt over at yourcariswhack once told me that those with ridiculous sized trucks are grade-A puppy kickers.

I cannot agree more!

Enjoy this incredible edible display of horrid parking.

An Idea for the owner, buy a smart car!

It may come as a shock to be so low to the ground and be in such a small vehicle, but MAYBE it will help you park better.

Or not in your case.